Accordingly, I walked in the door after work this afternoon with single-minded Purpose. I have band practice this evening, and last Thursday I promised them cookies. With about an hour and a half to spare before rushing out to rehearsal, I hung up My coat, washed My hands, and proceeded to keep My promise, because there's nothing sadder than 40 musicians with no cookies.
Especially the oboe player and the two chaps with the euphoniums. I think they play that way on purpose.
4:25 PM: Toss butter into large bowl. Microwave for 28 seconds.
4:26 PM: Start measuring out brown sugar and white sugar. Cream slightly. Throw in an egg and the rest of a bottle of vanilla. Pause briefly to start the oven.
4:28 PM: Batter is somewhat mixed. Let Frey Kittehson out onto the front porch; wash hands again. Measure out the flour, baking soda and salt. Tumble in a bag of milk chocolate chips and mix up with a spoon.
4:31 PM: Let Caramon Cat out the back door. Crunch the last bits of brown sugar into the mixture in the first bowl, then dump in the contents of the second bowl. Mix like crazy.
4:33 PM: Check to see if Frey wants to come in. He's quite content, but thanks for asking. Roll up sleeves a bit more and wash hands for at least the fourth time in the past 10 minutes. (Does Lady Macbeth have any good cookie recipes, perchance?)
4:36 PM: Put a sheet of parchment paper on a cookie sheet, and scoop out 12 lumps of batter. Into the oven they go. Find a second cookie sheet and start setting it up.
4:40 PM: Second pan of cookies goes onto bottom rack. Let Caramon Cat back in. Wash hands and prepare the third and final cookie sheet.
4:47 PM: Stove timer beeps. Cookies look a little pale; add 3 more minutes. Get a cooling rack ready.
4:51 PM: Finally, the first batch is out. Third tray goes in. Start washing up all the bowls and spoons and putting them away.
4:55 PM: Second batch is done. Somehow I make room for them on the rack.
4:56 PM: Frey mews for ingress, and I stop rearranging cookies on the rack and go to let him in.
4:59 PM: Start packing the first batch into a tin. Step out onto the back landing to contemplate tree pruning. Come back in and finish the dishes.
5:02 PM: Listen to a couple of minutes of the evening news.
5:04 PM: Put most of the second batch of cookies into the tin.
5:06 PM: Third batch of cookies is done. Turn off timer, oven, and oven light.
5:15 PM: Add four more cookies to the tin and put it by the back door, ready to grab on My way out to the car in...
(Springy G glances at computer clock, which has just changed to 6:00 PM)
...about five minutes. Gotta run! (types in post tags, hits "Publish," grabs clarinet gear, and makes a break for it)