(comes jogging across the Australian outback with a one-litre carton of Canadian Cabernet-Merlot tucked under Her arm)
*pant* *wheeze* *ACHOO*
Sorry I'm late, folks... I took a couple of wrong turns out there somewhere in this razzafracking dust storm. Best of the Vernal Equinox to everyone south of the equator.
(hands over the wine, scarfs down a Tim-Tam and a couple of canapés, then grabs a broom to help clean up all the dust)