(Steps gingerly over a pile of ancient lumber formerly known as a workbench) You know, a crowbar makes an excellent tool for tidying up around the basement.
As does a pair of Vise-Grip pliers. (pulls a dozen humongous staples out of a sheet of plywood)
But at times like this I do rather wish for the use of a pickup truck. No garbage collection till the far side of the weekend.
Oh, well... I'll just use this here circular saw. After I've salvaged the good stuff from the old bench I'll chop up the leftovers, box them up, and take them to the dump in my car.
(wonders to herself if a 4" belt sander would do a good job on the basement floor)